February 2012
jesusmaslow:
Feb 28th
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tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs2 replied to your post: tell me something about yourself? wow we’re the same person this is just getting weird
Feb 28th
Anonymous asked: tell me something about yourself?
Feb 28th
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annefranksgasmask: h0ttndanger0us: WHY CHEESY PICK UP  LINES DONT FUCKING WORK; REBLOG IF U AGREE<3 so true i blame the parents
Feb 28th
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omfg i showed this to a room full of people and no one laughed silence i had to leave
Feb 28th
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wow thx skin you cleared up for almost twenty minutes there before you broke out again
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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WTF ITS MIDNIGHT like im literally mindblown last time i looked at the clock it was 9:30
Feb 27th
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purdaldoo: the-lron-butt: babyminaj: My favorite Oscar of the night bitch please make room for the Grammys i just farted all over the place
Feb 27th
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frickers: ivanoooze: hylianbabe: can you feel it mr krabs ART THOU FEELING IT NOW MR.KRABS? 
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tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs2: hello this is me proclaiming my love for zach yes it’s true i love him a lot we’re dating
Feb 27th
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Listenhollablackgurrl: mrsstamos: frostitution: ...
Feb 27th
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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the academy awards are boring me when does nicki minaj come out with the pope
Feb 27th
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snookidoughicecream: please follow my blog every follower i get gives one dollar to the “white kids without iphones” foundation they do good work
Feb 27th
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my stomach felt like it was gonna fall out of my butt
Feb 27th
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fallingcanbedeadly: so over the last 2 nights i’ve had multiple dreams about grand theft auto and today i got my daily horoscope and it said “Your dreams are showing patterns— it’s up to you to figure out what they mean” time to kill some hookers
Feb 27th
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textposter: And the Oscar goes to… wow! This isn’t even a movie! Congratulations to LMFAO.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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shorturl: wontonpoop: can we appreciate what my brain does at 3am christ
Feb 26th
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iwrotesins: i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
Feb 26th
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fffcuk: i have this weird self esteem issue where i hate myself but still think i’m better than everyone else
Feb 26th
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howdomermaidsfuck: remember that time i snuck all the way to the roof of the tropicana livin on the edge just reminiscing
Feb 26th
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