hotfag:

i just got really motivated for like 2 minutes but it went away

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brianblessed:

If this was the 1600’s i’d have been married for 5 years by now

plus i’d have 8 children and i’d die next week

simpler times

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richwhitelesbian:

ghost-anus:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

THIS JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY

thats cool tell us all what other emotions you feel

(via preppycheerleader)

beyoncebeytwice:

do you think the fall from my bed to the floor will be enough to kill me

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beyoncebeytwice:

so my english teacher likes to put up little riddles or whatever at the beginning of every class just to get our brains “”warmed up”” as he says and today he fricking put “BEYONCE BEYTWICE” ON THE PROJECTOR and he was like who understands this and obviously i was the first one to raise my hand and he was like “wow no one has gotten that right all day how did u know” “idk lucky guess”

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64kbps:

how the grinch stole my kill. what a fucking noob. im going to scream into mic on how i fucked his mom

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