imagine if all the furbies buried in toy boxes and deep in attics just awoke and took over the world
You gotta love usa network to celebrate mothers day they are running an svu marathon with episodes of moms who beat their kids
you know when your eating chips and you swallow a big piece of chip before its chewed then its literally like you just swallowed a razorblade and you can feel it ALL the way down your throat and then to your chest and its like your esophagus is just sliced in half and all you can do is wait for that chip to stop cutting your insides apart
the worst
(via gives-you-butterflies)
my only dream is to gain enough followers that i can answer their questions rudely and sarcastically
i never post anon compliments bc i know theres one of you sitting at your computer like
nigga prob sent it to himself
i feel like when im forty and someone says MRI the only thing ill be able to think of is “tragically beautiful”
when people say “none of these pictures are mine unless otherwise stated”
bc i really thought that you took the time to travel to south america and photograph the andes mountains then dive into the ocean to take a picture of a whale all while gif-ing random movies and shows
ill bet that in hell you have to take whatever you plan on wearing out of the dryer early so that its still a little bit wet and then put it on
*presses play on hitclip and walks out of class without even asking for the hall pass*
